Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Captivity, Day One

After I’d been in the bathroom a couple of hours, Frank opened the door and I thought I was being set free. But no, he was just putting my litter box in here – are they adding insult to injury? Have I been condemned to a lifetime in the bathroom? Torties must run free – it is our birthright!
The only clue is the sound of a strange machine outside the door and a peculiar smell. And I believe the Dog has also been imprisoned in the bathroom downstairs. I can hear him below me whining in that annoying way he has. I’m not sure how long this will go on, but I may have to make a run for it the next time the door opens.